So I get up this morning and I forgot to put some toilet paper up my nose. Yes, I put toilet paper up my nose during my beauty sleep when I am sick. You may be asking yourselves, "Why in the heck do you do that?" I know, it could be dangerous but I hate that my nose leaks, especially during the night when I don't have the knowledge that I'm leaking!
So this is my routine... I fold the toilet paper until it looks sort of like a cone and stuff it up there but I have to make sure I'm sleeping on that particular side. Now, if I'm lucky I wake up when I turn to the other side and I get a new piece of toilet paper and put it in but if I don't I wake up with...I won't even say it! Let's just say my pillow and my face get very yucky! =)
So when I wake up today I do my morning routine and my nose starts leaking! So here I am with toilet paper up my nose again! I can't blow it out cause then my ear crackles! I can't go to the doctor because I have no insurance! I can't take any meds cause all I have is night-quil...I get high with that sucker. If I take it my senses got crazy! My sheets, that are super smooth, feel very rough to the touch. When I hear people talking they sound like the freaking adults talking from Charlie Brown! And if I look at the foot of my bed the space surrounding me looks like it's stretching and moving away from me. Yeah, don't do night-quil unless I really really have to and when I do I just close my eyes and stay still...or at least try. LOL!
I have been getting sick this whole week and it's getting worse! Where is my orange juice when I need it! Porrrrrrqueeeeee! Aye, let's just hope I don't get worse...you guys won't want to see that picture!
Oooh! Some good news! I'm getting stuff done! Woot woot! Well, not done done but I'm getting there! Let's see how I feel during the day and maybe I will be able to craft in a bit. Ahh...con boogers y todo and I want to craft. Hahaha!
...at 1:35, that's what it feels like and looks like when my nose is leaking! LOL! Enjoy!
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